Norway, 2026

The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.

Mission

I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.

First 100 crew. 4 spots taken.

96 left in the first 100

From the road

What it looks like so far

Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.

Everything on the channel →

One-off

Keep this one running

No rank, no commitment, no mailing list unless you ask for one. Straight into the tank. You still get a number and a digital plate, emailed to you so you keep them.

How much fuelTap a number
$3$5$8$12$20$30$50$75$100$150$250$20

A tank, and a bad coffee

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Opens the hold, and what is in it stays yours

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