Norway, 2026
The J5 drinks like it is still 1974 and Norwegian diesel is priced like it is 2074.
I am on the road in it now. Diesel, ferries and whatever gives up on the way — that is what the tank costs, and the films are what comes back.
$675.42 of $4,000
17%
66 aboard · updated 10h ago
What it looks like so far
Filmed on the trip and put up as it happens, newest first. No edit, no schedule — this is the same day the van had.
3:00New heart for my campervan 🛠️🎥🏴☠️ changing engine on old canper #mechanicalkeyboard
20 Sept 2026
0:34When you get hungry 😋 #hamburger #wrap #goodfood
19 Sept 2026
0:32Can the Zaparoshets float?
19 Sept 2026
0:49Interim burial (vahematmine🇪🇪)
19 Sept 2026
1:27Having sauna while on highway😂 🏴☠️🎥👌 #sauna #saunabenefits
19 Sept 2026
2:58Morning with pirate 🏴☠️🎥🇪🇪
18 Sept 2026
4:42Special video for Pirates eye fans🏴☠️❤️🏴☠️❤️🏴☠️❤️🏴☠️
18 Sept 2026
1:16My sauna bus 🚍 need cleaning 🧽 #nysalsa
17 Sept 2026
1:30Flexible hours and good pay 💰 we quit our nine to five’s
17 Sept 2026
0:14keep shining wierdo
16 Sept 2026
2:29It’s crazy how good condition that little car is after 52 years 😍🛠️🏴☠️🎥 Zaparisgets 968
16 Sept 2026
2:28Some plans with my campervan how we move forward 🛠️🏴☠️🎥 #mechanic
16 Sept 2026
Keep this one running
No rank, no commitment, no mailing list unless you ask for one. Straight into the tank. You still get a number and a digital plate, emailed to you so you keep them.
A tank, and a bad coffee
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